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[BILL] HEY EVERYONE.

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OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER HAS

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ASKED US TO STOP DOING SUCH

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HIGH-CONCEPT THREADS AND DO

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SOMETHING SIMPLER,

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LIKE GET A CELEBRITY GUEST.

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SO...

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[BRIAN] WE BUILT A TIME MACHINE.

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BOOM.

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[BILL] AND WE'RE GOING TO GO

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BACK AND GET MARILYN MONROE.

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[BRIAN] YOU READY?

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[BILL] YEAH.

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[BRIAN/BILL] FOR MARILYN.

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[BRIAN] UM...

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WHAT THE F--- DID YOU DO, BILL?

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[BILL] I... I WAS TRYING TO DRUG

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HER TO GET HER BACK HERE.

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[BRIAN] SLEEPING PILLS.

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YOU GAVE HER A FULL BOTTLE OF

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SLEEPING PILLS.

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COUNTER. THEY WERE THE ONLY

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THING I HAD ACCESS TO. I THOUGHT

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SHE COULD HANDLE THEM.

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[BRIAN] SHE DIED IN MY ARMS!

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[BRIAN] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

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KILLED HER.

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(CRYING) OH MY GOD.

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[BILL] BRIAN, HOLD YOURSELF

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TOGETHER.

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[BRIAN] (CRYING)

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[BILL] (SLAP) SHUT UP!

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[BILL] I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU

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CAN KEEP THIS SECRET.

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[BRIAN] I CAN KEEP IT,

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(CREEPY MUSIC)

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[BRIAN] IS THAT MARILYN'S MOLE?

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[BILL] BROTHER, THE VILLAGE IS

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UNDER ATTACK. WE MUST GET TO THE

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DRAGONS AND DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES!

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[GARY] YEAH... OKAY.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA DO IT.

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[BILL] THE VILLAGE NEEDS YOU.

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YOU'RE A DRAGON RIDER.

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[GARY] I KNOW. I JUST, I DON'T

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KNOW IF I WANNA BE A DRAGON

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RIDER ANYMORE.

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[BILL] HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A

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THING? DON'T LET THE DRAGONS

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HEAR YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT.

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[GARY] I DON'T THINK THE DRAGONS

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EVEN REALLY KNOW THAT WE'RE

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RIDING THEM. THEY JUST KINDA FLY

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AROUND AND RANDOMLY BURN SHIT.

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[BILL] YEAH, THEY BURN THE

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VILLAGES OF OUR ENEMIES.

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[GARY] NO, MOST OF THEM ARE OUR

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OWN VILLAGES. YEAH. THEY BURN

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OUR OWN VILLAGES.

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[BILL] A DRAGON'S FLAME ALWAYS

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BURNS TRUE.

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[GARY] I DON'T KNOW. MY DRAGON

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IS F---ING CRAZY. LAST WEEK HE

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ATE AN ENTIRE SPRUCE TREE. I

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DIDN'T TELL HIM TO DO THAT. HE

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JUST STARTED EATING IT. THE

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WHOLE THING. LIKE, WHOLE. DIDN'T

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EVEN CHEW IT. HE JUST WENT...

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(SWALLOWING SOUNDS)

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[GARY] AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE WAS

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MAKING EYE-CONTACT WITH ME WHEN

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HE DID IT. AND HE WAS CRYING.

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T

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KNOW MAN. THEY DON'T EVEN FIGHT

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WHEN WE TELL THEM TO FIGHT,

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[BILL] WELL, THEY FOUGHT AT THE

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BATTLE OF VATIGON GREEN IF YOU

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CAN'T REMEMBER.

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[GARY] OH YEAH, I DIDN'T MAKE

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THAT. BECAUSE MY DRAGON WAS JUST

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ROLLING AROUND IN A FIELD EATING

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SHEEP RANDOMLY, ALONG WITH ALL

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THE OTHER DRAGONS, EXCEPT YOURS.

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[BILL] IT WAS A GLORIOUS BATTLE.

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TWAS THE DAY I LOST MY EYE.

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[GARY] YUP, TO YOUR OWN DRAGON.

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HE ATE YOUR OWN EYE.

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[BILL] I'M SURE HE HAD A GOOD

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REASON.

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[GARY] I DON'T THINK HE DID.

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HE'S JUST DUMB, DUMB DRAGON.

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YOUR DRAGON'S AN A---HOLE. I'M

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JUST TIRED OF IT. I DON'T LIKE

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THIS. I DON'T LIKE THIS LIFE. WE

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WERE FINE BEFORE THE DRAGONS

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SHOWED UP. THERE USED TO BE

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THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED

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HERE. NOW THERE'S ONLY 14.

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[BILL] THE NOBLE 14,

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CHOSEN BY DRAGONS TO LIVE.

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[GARY] CHOSEN BY DRAGONS TO

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LIVE? WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THIS?

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OKAY? THIS IS A CRAPPY, CRAPPY

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LIFE. WE LIVE IN HUTS FOR GOD'S

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SAKES.

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[BILL] GARY, STOP IT.

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[BILL] WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK I

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DON'T MISS MY WIFE? MY MINI-VAN?

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THURSDAY NIGHTS AT BOSTON PIZZA?

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YEAH, I MISS IT ALL. BUT THIS IS

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OUR LIFE, AND ALL WE'VE GOT ARE

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THOSE DRAGONS. SO YOU CAN EITHER

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SIT HERE AND FEEL SORRY FOR

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YOURSELF, OR YOU CAN GO FIGHT

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THOSE DRAGONS OVER THERE WITH

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THESE DRAGONS OVER HERE.

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[GARY] ALL RIGHT.

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[BILL] BROTHER! TO THE DRAGONS!

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[GARY] TO THE DRAGONS!

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[BILL] (SCREAMING)

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[GARY] (SCREAMING)

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CRACKADON!

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[BILL] CHARGE!

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[GARY] OKAY THERE-- OH-- OH--

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I THINK HE'S--

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YEAH HE'S MOUNTING...

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THE OTHER ONE.

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OH, THAT'S NOT AN ATTACK.

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[GARY] OH BOY.

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[BILL] CRACKADON ALWAYS ATTACKS

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[SCOTT] I WANNA TALK TO YOU

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ABOUT SOMETHING THAT INSPIRES ME

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AND THAT THING IS EXCELLENCE.

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[SCOTT] BECAUSE EXCELLENCE

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MATTERS. WE NEED TO FOCUS ON

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RESULTS AND ACHIEVE THE

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BREAKTHROUGHS THAT WILL LAUNCH

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US INTO THE REALM OF EXACTITUDE.

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BUT BEFORE WE TAKE THIS TRAIN

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DOWN BUSINESS RIVER, THERE ARE A

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FEW MORE TOOLS WE NEED TO PACK

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IN OUR BUSINESS BAG. FIRST, WE

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NEED TO RISE UP IN ORDER TO BE

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HIGHER. SECOND, WHEN FACED WITH

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ADVERSITY, REMEMBER THIS

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ACRONYM: "PAW"

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PENETRATE, ABBREVIATE, WOW.

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[SCOTT] THIRD, DON'T ADD VALUE.

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MULTIPLY VALUE, OR ATTACH AN

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EXPONENT. MATH GIVES US OPTIONS.

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[SCOTT] DO THINGS!

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[SCOTT] NOW I WANT YOU TO POINT

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YOUR FINGER AND THUMB LIKE IT'S

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A GUN. THIS WILL BE YOUR

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EXCELLENCE GUN. POINT THIS AT

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WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE AND

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SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU

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BUT I WILL".

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[SCOTT] THIS GUN IS FULL OF

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GUMPTION AND STEEL AND I WILL

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FILL YOU WITH BOTH IF I DON'T

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GET RESULTS.

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[SCOTT] NOW THIS CAN BE AN

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EXCELLENCE HAND GRENADE OR AN

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EXCELLENCE FLAME-THROWER. THE

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WEAPON ISN'T IMPORTANT AS LONG

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AS THE THREAT IS CREDIBLE. SO IN

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[SCOTT] EXCELLENCE, BUSINESS,

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BUSINESS BAG, RESULTS, WOW, RISE

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UP, GUNS, SPREADSHEETS, BUSINESS

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EXCELLENCE...

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[ANDREW] HEY GUYS. SO WHEN I WAS

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IN GRADE FIVE, THERE WAS THIS

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GIRL, ALYSSA, THAT I HAD A

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REALLY BIG CRUSH ON, BUT I WAS

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JUST TOO NERVOUS TO ASK HER OUT.

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SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE THIS

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TIME MACHINE, GO BACK IN TIME

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AND CONVINCE MYSELF TO ASK HER

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OUT.

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[CHERYL] THAT SEEMS REALLY

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INCONSEQUENTIAL, ANDY.

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[ANDREW] WELL, YOU WOULDN'T SAY

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THAT IF YOU MET HER, SO...

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SEE YOU IN A SECOND.

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[CHERYL] I MIGHT SAY THAT.

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[ANDREW] (GASPING)

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[CHERYL] ANDY? WHAT HAPPENED?

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[ANDREW] I CONVINCED MY YOUNGER

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SELF TO ASK HER OUT. SHE SAID

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NO. SHE DIDN'T WANT IT. SHE WAS

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HAVING NONE OF THAT. OH YEAH,

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SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME AT ALL. SO, I

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GOT ANGRY AT HER. I GOT REALLY

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ANGRY AND I, UH, YEAH, I SAID,

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"WHO ARE YOU", YOU KNOW, "YOU

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GOTTA GO OUT WITH ME. LOOK HOW

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COOL I AM!" AND THEN I GUESS A

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BUNCH OF TEACHERS SAW MY YELLING

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AT A 10-YEAR OLD, BECAUSE I

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SHOOK HER A BIT. I SHOOK HER

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JUST A LITTLE BIT...

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[ANDREW] THEY OVERREACTED. IT

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WAS JUST A COUPLE SHAKES!

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[CHERYL] YEAH, OKAY. A COUPLE

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SHAKES FROM AN ADULT MAN TO A

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CHILD'S FRAIL BODY IS NOT A

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SMALL THING.

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[ANDREW] YES, SO I HAD TO GET

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OUT OF THERE. I GOT RIGHT OUT OF

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THERE, RIGHT? I JUST TOOK OFF.

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BOOM.

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[ANDREW] I HIT HER UP WHEN SHE

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WAS 16-YEARS OLD, TALKED TO HER.

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THAT WAS A, THAT WAS A BAD IDEA

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BECAUSE SHE RECOGNIZED ME, SHE

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REMEMBERED. APPARENTLY THAT WAS

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REALLY STRONG IN HER MIND. THE

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SHAKING.

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[CHERYL] WELL, YEAH, YOU DON'T

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FORGET THE 30-YEAR OLD DERANGED

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MAN WHO SHAKES YOU.

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[ANDREW] UH, THIS TIME I DIDN'T.

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I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND I JUST

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GAVE HER A SHAKE BECAUSE, YOU

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KNOW, SHE JUST REALLY F---ED UP

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MY LIFE.

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[CHERYL] STOP SHAKING THIS

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WOMAN!

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[ANDREW] YEAH, SO SHE SHOULD BE

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ABOUT, I THINK, 31 RIGHT NOW,

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SO, UM...

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(CLICK)

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(CLICK)

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[ANDREW] I'M NOT SURE. I THINK I

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SNAPPED HER NECK. I DON'T KNOW.

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[CHERYL] YOU SNAPPED HER NECK?

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[ANDREW] I DON'T KNOW. THERE WAS

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A LITTLE BIT OF A - CLICK - YOU

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KNOW? AND... MAYBE SHE FELL

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ASLEEP OR SOMETHING?

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[CHERYL] SHE DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP.

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YOU DON'T SHAKE SOMEONE TO

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SLEEP.

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[ANDREW] I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE

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SCENE OF THE CRIME. SHE MAY BE

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JUST SLEEPING. JUST KNOCK ON THE

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DOOR. I'M REALLY SCARED.

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SHE WAS TOTALLY LIMP, MAN.

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SHE WAS ASLEEP.

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[CHERYL] OKAY, FINE. FINE!

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[ANDREW] THANK YOU.

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IF SHE IS DEAD, IF SHE IS DEAD,

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JUST, UM, CAN YOU F---ING HIDE

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[■■]

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[MARK] HEY GUYS.

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SO IT'S TIME TO STOP MESSING

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AROUND AND START USING THIS

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TIME MACHINE FOR GOOD.

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SO I'M GONNA GO BACK IN

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TIME AND KILL HITLER.

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[ANDREW] HOW?

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[MARK] CHECK THIS OUT. I'M GONNA

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GO BACK TO BEFORE HE WAS BORN

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AND KILL HIS MOM.

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[ANDREW] SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA

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KILL AN INNOCENT WOMAN?

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[MARK] SHE'S NOT INNOCENT. SHE

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CREATED EVIL. THAT'S THE CRIME

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BEFORE THE CRIME, AND I'M GONNA

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STOP THAT CRIME. WISH ME LUCK.

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[ANDREW] MARK, YOU--

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[ANDREW] OKAY. GREAT.

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[MARK] OH, HEY MAN.

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[ANDREW] SO, DID YOU...

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DID YOU DO IT?

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[MARK] UH, NO.

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[ANDREW] YOU DIDN'T. OKAY.

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[MARK] I FOUND HER.

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[ANDREW] YEAH?

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[MARK] YEAH.

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[ANDREW] AND THEN WHAT--

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[MARK] SHE IS A HANDSOME WOMAN.

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[MARK] I HAD SEX WITH HITLER'S

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MOM.

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[ANDREW] DID...

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DID YOU FATHER HITLER?

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[MARK] HAVEN'T WE ALL FATHERED

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HITLER IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

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[ANDREW] NO. NO WE HAVEN'T. THAT

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HAVE DONE, MARK.

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[MARK] WELL, I HAVE.

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[ANDREW] OKAY.

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[MARK] I HAVE FATHERED HITLER.

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I'M HITLER'S DAD.

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[ANDREW] YOU WERE THERE FOR FIVE

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YEARS?

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[MARK] I WANTED TO SEE HIM GROW

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UP. HE'S MY BABY BOY.

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[ANDREW] OH YOU'RE IN THE

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HISTORY BOOKS. THERE YOU ARE.

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[MARK] THAT'S THE AMAZING THING,

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IS THAT HE HAD THAT MUSTACHE

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EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY. THAT'S

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CRAZY.

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SOMETHING.

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[MARK] I'VE GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.

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[ANDREW] OKAY.

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[MARK] I'M GONNA GO BACK IN TIME

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AND STOP THIS FROM EVER

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HAPPENING.

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[ANDREW] DON'T TOUCH THAT.

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STOP IT!

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(CLICK)

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[ANDREW] OKAY.

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IT'S--

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[ANDREW] GREAT. GREAT.

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OKAY? DID YOU? WHAT HAPPENED?

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WHAT DID YOU DO?

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[ANDREW] YOU HAD A THREESOME

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WITH YOURSELF?

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[ANDREW] THERE'S TWO OF YOU NOW

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BESIDE HER. THAT'S--

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[ANDREW] GIVE IT TO ME.

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GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT.

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GIVE IT--

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(CLICK)

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[MARK] WHOA! MAMA!

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TALK ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN,

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OKAY?

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[MARK] BUDDY, THE HISTORY BOOKS

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WILL DO ALL THE TALKING FOR US.

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[ANDREW] I'M TOTALLY NAKED!

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[ANDREW] A F---ING SPREAD IN A

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HISTORY BOOK?!

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(WATER RUNNING)

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[MICHAEL] HEY RICHARD?

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[RICHARD] OH. HELLO MICHAEL.

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[MICHAEL] YOU'RE UP EARLY.

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[RICHARD] YEAH. SO YOU STAYED

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OVER AT ANNE'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT

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HUH?

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[MICHAEL] I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW

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THAT YOU LIKED HER.

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[RICHARD] NO, IT'S COOL. I

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DIDN'T MAKE THAT CLEAR, SO...

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BLAME BUT MYSELF ON THAT ONE.

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CATCH A NAP, BECAUSE I'VE GOTTA

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GO TO WORK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

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[RICHARD] OKAY. OH, YOU GOTTA

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GET SOME ZZZ'S. YOU'RE PROBABLY

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PRETTY BAGGED FROM LAST NIGHT,

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HUH? I'LL PROBABLY STILL BE HERE

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WHEN YOU GET UP, WITH ALL THESE

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DISH TO WASH.

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[MICHAEL] HEY RICHARD. WHAT DID

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YOU DO TO MY BED?

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[RICHARD] I CUT IN HALF WITH A

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SWORD.

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[MICHAEL] YOU CUT IT IN HALF

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WITH A SWORD?

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[MICHAEL] WHERE DID YOU GET A

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SWORD?

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[RICHARD] FROM A HOMELESS

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KNIGHT.

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[MICHAEL] OKAY, GREAT. WHERE DID

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YOU REALLY GET A SWORD?

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[RICHARD] YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

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HOW SURPRISING FOR OUR

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RELATIONSHIP. SIR PERCIVAL?

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[SIR PERCIVAL] YES, ME LORD?

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[RICHARD] WHAT IS YOUR

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OCCUPATION, SIR PERCIVAL?

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[SIR PERCIVAL] KNIGHT, ME LORD.

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[RICHARD] AND YOUR CURRENT

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RESIDENTIAL STATUS?

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[SIR PERCIVAL] HOMELESS.

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[RICHARD] A HOMELESS KNIGHT.

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(BICKERING)

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[MICHAEL] OKAY. ALRIGHT. WHERE

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ARE OUR CUPS?

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[RICHARD] OH, I REPLACED THEM.

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ORB IN OUR CUPBOARD FOR?

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[RICHARD] WHY DON'T YOU LOOK

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DIRECTLY INTO ITS CORE AND FIND

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OUT WHAT KIND OF SECRETS IT

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HOLDS?

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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO

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IT. IT'S TOO BRIGHT.

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[RICHARD] PLEASE LOOK INTO THE

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ORB.

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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO

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IT.

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[RICHARD] PLEASE.

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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO

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THAT ORB, OKAY?!

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[RICHARD] FOR ONCE, DO SOMETHING

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FOR ME.

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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO

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IT.

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[RICHARD] DAMN IT! IT'S SUPPOSED

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TO STEAL YOUR SOUL.

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[RICHARD] YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE

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MAN. DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME,

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OKAY? I'M NOT WHAT I SEEM. I'VE

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GOT PALMS ON BOTH SIDES OF MY

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HANDS. I CAN SHAKE YOU

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WHICH-WAYS.

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[MICHAEL] OKAY, WILL YOU JUST

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STOP IT?

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[SIR PERCIVAL] ME LORD, I AM IN

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NEED OF YOUR AID!

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[RICHARD] HEY! YOU BOX CAR

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WIZARD! OFF MY LAWN!

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SIR PERCIVAL, PURSUE HIM!

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[SIR PERCIVAL] RIGHT AWAY.

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[RICHARD] DO NOT RIDE MY RAKE

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LIKE A BROOM, PERCIVAL.

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[RICHARD] I TELL HIM AGAIN, I

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TELL HIM, I TELL HIM, I TELL

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HIM, I TELL HIM, I TELL HIM, I

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TELL HIM...

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[MICHAEL] THERE IS ABSOLUTELY--

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(BUZZING)

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[RICHARD] NICE WORK LITTLE BOY.

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(SCREAMING)

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[■■]

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■THERE'S AN 8-YEAR OLD

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AND A VOLCANO■

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■TALKIN ABOUT THINGS

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ABOUT 8-YEAR OLDS■

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[JONATHAN] HEY VOLCANO.

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[VOLCANO] HEY, JONATHAN.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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[JONATHAN] THERE'S THIS GIRL AT

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SCHOOL THAT I LIKE, BUT I DON'T

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KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.

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[VOLCANO] YOU SHOULD TELL HER

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HOW YOU FEEL.

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[JONATHAN] BUT I'M NERVOUS.

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[VOLCANO] OH DON'T BE. YOU JUST

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GOTTA GO UP TO HER AN (BEEP!)

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GET THE (BEEP!) OUT OF HERE!

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I'M GONNA BLOW!

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(SCREAMING)

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(COUGHING)

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[VOLCANO] OH. OH MAN.

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YOU OKAY MAN?

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OH... OH NO. I'M SORRY.

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■THERE'S AN 8-YEAR OLD

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AND A VOLCANO■

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■TALKIN ABOUT THINGS

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[EVANY] OKAY. SCOTT AND I HAVE

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DECIDED TO USE OUR TURN WITH THE

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TIME MACHINE TO BACK TO BEING IN

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1982 AND SEE HUEY LEWIS AND THE

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NEWS, LIVE IN CONCERT.

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[SCOTT] THEY WERE MY FAVOURITE

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BAND GROWING UP. LOVE THEM.

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SUPER EXCITED.

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[EVANY] ME TOO. LET'S DO THIS.

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[SCOTT] LET'S DO IT.

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(CLICK)

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(CLICK)

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[EVANY] THAT WAS...

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OKAY.

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[SCOTT] IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

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A LOT OF SAXOPHONE.

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[■■]

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>>TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BORING

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GAMES?

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[JASON] MAN, THIS GAME SUCKS.

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>>MEGALORD WARS.

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ARE YOU READY FOR BATTLE?

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[MEGALORD] MEGALORD IS HERE!

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[JASON] WHOA!

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[MEGALORD] READY FOR A REAL

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GAME?

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[JASON] YEAH!

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[MEGALORD] TRY THIS!

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>>MEGALORD WARS.

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[MEGALORD] DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT

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TAKES?

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CAN YOU SAVE THE WORLD?

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[MEGALORD] CAN YOU SUMMON THE

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ENERGY TO SHOOT DOWN THE SQUARES

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WITH YOUR GUN?

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ALL THE WHILE PLAYING A SWEET

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GUITAR RIFF?

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OH YEAH!

498
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(HEAVY GUITAR)

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[MOM] JASON, WHAT IS GOING ON UP

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THERE?

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[JASON] NOTHING.

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[MEGALORD] JUST SUMMON MEGALORD

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NEXT TIME YOU'RE READY FOR

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BATTLE.

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[MEGALORD] WOOO!

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[■■]

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>>MEGALORD WARS.

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(DOOR SHUTTING)

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[MEGALORD] (SIGH)

510
00:15:06,891 --> 00:15:07,600
>>YOU'RE LATE, MEGALORD.

511
00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:09,686
[MEGALORD] SORRY BOSS.

512
00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:11,730
[MEGALORD] OH, HEY MAN.

513
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:12,522
[COOK] I DIDN'T SEE YOU WHEN I

514
00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:13,898
GOT UP THIS MORNING. LEFT THE

515
00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:14,899
APARTMENT EARLY?

516
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:15,650
[MEGALORD] YEAH, I HAD BAND

517
00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:16,317
PRACTICE THIS MORNING. BATTLE OF

518
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:18,862
THE BANDS THIS FRIDAY.

519
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:19,612
[COOK] SPEAKING OF THE

520
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:23,324
APARTMENT, UH, I ASKED SHELLEY

521
00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:24,909
TO MOVE IN WITH ME.

522
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,870
[MEGALORD] OH, HEY,

523
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:28,038
CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

524
00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:29,497
[COOK] THANKS, MAN.

525
00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:30,290
[MEGALORD] THAT'S SO GREAT FOR

526
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,041
YOU GUYS.

527
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:32,208
[COOK] YEAH, SO IF YOU COULD BE

528
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,463
OUT BY FRIDAY.

529
00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:38,798
[MEGALORD] OH...

530
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:39,591
[COOK] OKAY, COOL MAN. ALRIGHT.

531
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:40,216
[MEGALORD] UH, YEAH.

532
00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:41,051
[COOK] THANK YOU.

533
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:45,638
[MEGALORD] HEY, LISTEN, IF UH...

534
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:54,064
[MEGALORD] ALRIGHT.

535
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,231
(BUZZ)

536
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:57,067
[MEGALORD] MEGALORD IS NEEDED.

537
00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:59,069
(GUITAR SOLO)

538
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:02,530
[MEGALORD] MEGALORD! YEAH!

539
00:16:03,281 --> 00:16:03,782
>>DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO

540
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:05,700
DEFEAT THE EVIL WIZARD ONCE AND

541
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:06,910
FOR ALL?

542
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:11,081
(METAL GUITAR)

543
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:12,874
(SCREAM)

544
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:13,666
[MEGALORD] YOU'VE GOT TIME FOR

545
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,210
ONE MORE GAME, RIGHT?

546
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:15,919
[JASON] ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA

547
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:16,961
TIRED. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO

548
00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:18,046
BED.

549
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:19,756
[MEGALORD] OKAY, YEAH.

550
00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:21,341
ALRIGHT.

551
00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:22,967
NEXT TIME YOU, UH,

552
00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:23,718
WANNA PLAY...

553
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:26,096
[JASON] MEGALORD WILL... YEAH.

554
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,598
[MEGALORD] WOO! YEAH!

555
00:16:34,979 --> 00:16:39,109
(CAR STARTING, STALLING)

556
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:39,943
[MEGALORD] (SIGH)

557
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:49,119
[MEGALORD] HEY, SORRY. MY UM...

558
00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:53,623
...CAR WON'T START.

559
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:54,374
[MOM] SHOULD JUST BE A FEW

560
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:54,958
MINUTES.

561
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,751
[MEGALORD] OH, GREAT. THANK YOU.

562
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:57,752
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

563
00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:02,966
[MOM] NO PROBLEM.

564
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:04,217
[MOM] SO, UH, IS THIS A FULL

565
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,928
TIME GIG FOR YOU?

566
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:08,721
[MEGALORD] OH, NO. IT'S MORE

567
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:11,141
LIKE A SACRED DUTY. UH, MY REAL

568
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,144
PASSION IS FOR MUSIC. YEAH. MY

569
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:15,979
BAND, MEGABAND, WE ACTUALLY GOT

570
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:19,149
A, UM, A SHOW COMING UP THIS

571
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:20,150
FRIDAY. IT'S A BATTLE OF THE

572
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:20,692
BANDS.

573
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:21,609
[MOM] OH WOW. OKAY.

574
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:22,401
[MEGALORD] YOU'RE PROBABLY BUSY,

575
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:22,569
BUT--

576
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:24,529
[MOM] YEAH. BUT--

577
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:25,363
[MEGALORD] YEAH.

578
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:26,698
[MOM] IT'S A VERY SPECIAL

579
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:27,282
POSTER, SO--

580
00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:28,158
[MEGALORD] YEAH. OH, THANK YOU.

581
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,119
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

582
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:33,121
[MEGALORD] SO, IS THERE A

583
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:36,666
MR. WILLIAMS?

584
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,252
[MOM] UH, NO. HE PASSED AWAY.

585
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:41,421
[MEGALORD] OH. OH, I'M SORRY TO

586
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,174
HEAR THAT. UH, IF YOU EVER NEED

587
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,926
ANYONE TO COME BY AND HELP YOU

588
00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:49,888
OUT WITH JASON, YOU KNOW, TUCK

589
00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:51,306
HIM IN AT NIGHT OR IF YOU

590
00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:52,015
PERSONALLY NEED--

591
00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:52,640
[MOM] IT'S OKAY.

592
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,684
[MEGALORD] JUST LIKE A FRIEND OR

593
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:55,935
A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

594
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:56,644
[MOM] NO.

595
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:57,478
[MEGALORD] NO?

596
00:17:58,479 --> 00:17:58,813
YOU.

597
00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:00,106
[MEGALORD] COOL. YEAH, YEAH. NO,

598
00:18:00,732 --> 00:18:02,942
THAT'S COOL. YEAH.

599
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,195
[MOM] YEAH.

600
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,155
[MEGALORD] UM, IT JUST GETS SO

601
00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:09,449
LONELY ON THE ROAD.

602
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,202
WITH YOUR BAND?

603
00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:14,204
[MEGALORD] NO. NO.

604
00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:15,371
YOU CAUGHT ME.

605
00:18:16,122 --> 00:18:16,164
[MOM] OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CATCH

606
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:16,789
YOU, I JUST--

607
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:17,582
[MEGALORD] I THINK YOU'D LOVE A

608
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:18,416
COUPLE OF OUR SONGS.

609
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:19,834
[MOM] (LAUGHS)

610
00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:20,626
[MEGALORD] I COULD SING FOR YOU

611
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:20,877
RIGHT NOW.

612
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:22,170
[MOM] OH THAT'S OKAY. YOU REALLY

613
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:23,129
DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

614
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:23,963
[MEGALORD] OH, I DON'T MIND AT

615
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,466
ALL. IT'S SORT OF LIKE A--

616
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:28,092
[MOM] THE CAR'S PROBABLY READY.

617
00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:28,760
[MEGALORD] (SINGING)

618
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,011
LOVE IS NOT A THING

619
00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:34,724
YOU CAN SAY NO TO.

620
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:36,226
LOVE IS JUST THE WAY

621
00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:39,395
THAT I FEEL.

622
00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:40,688
AND BABY,

623
00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:42,982
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL,

624
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,235
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL,

625
00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:46,778
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL!

626
00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:47,445
[MOM] I'M JUST GONNA--

627
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:48,196
[MEGALORD] AND THEN IT BREAKS

628
00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:48,404
DOWN INTO THE CHORUS.

629
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:48,988
IT'S SORT OF LIKE:

630
00:18:49,572 --> 00:18:49,697
[MEGALORD] (SINGING)

631
00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:52,617
DON'T EVER SAY GOODNIGHT--

632
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:53,367
[MOM] I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE

633
00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:53,576
THIS--

634
00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:54,327
[MEGALORD] I WAS THINKING FOR

635
00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:55,078
THE MUSIC VIDEO MIGHT BE LIKE ME

636
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:56,120
DRESSED UP LIKE A WOLF, JUST

637
00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:57,288
LETTIN' THE MOON HAVE IT.

638
00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:58,248
[MOM] JUST GONNA WORRY ABOUT MY

639
00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,415
CAR IN THE MORNING. YOU CAN JUST

640
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,125
LEAVE THE CABLES ON THE PORCH.

641
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:01,960
[MEGALORD] OH YEAH, YEAH. OKAY.

642
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:03,628
THANKS VERY MUCH AGAIN.

643
00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:04,254
THANK YOU.

644
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:05,255
[MOM] NOT A PROBLEM. ANY TIME.

645
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:06,089
[MEGALORD] OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU

646
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:10,760
LATER THEN.

647
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:59,392
[■■]

648
00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:00,893
[EVANY] OKAY GENTLEMEN, WE NEED

649
00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:02,312
TO RIGHT SOME WRONGS HERE THAT

650
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:04,564
YOU IDIOTS HAVE CAUSED, SO WE'RE

651
00:20:05,231 --> 00:20:06,316
GOING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO

652
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:07,442
UN-KILL MARILYN MONROE.

653
00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:08,318
[BRIAN] THANK YOU.

654
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:09,110
[EVANY] AND TO STOP MARK FROM

655
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:10,153
JAMMING HIS D--- IN HITLER'S

656
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:10,862
MOM.

657
00:20:11,446 --> 00:20:11,738
[BRIAN] FOR MARILYN!

658
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:15,366
[EVANY] YOU IDIOT.

659
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,160
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

660
00:20:17,702 --> 00:20:20,246
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

661
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:20,872
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

662
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:21,539
[EVANY] (HIGH PITCH VOICE)

663
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:22,248
WHERE IS BRIAN?!

664
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:22,998
[MARK] (HIGH PITCH VOICE)

665
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:23,041
I DON'T KNOW.

666
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:23,499
I THINK THE TIME MACHINE

667
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,334
SUB-DIVIDE!

668
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,753
WE GOTTA FIND HIM.

669
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,046
[CHERYL] MARK?

670
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:29,964
EVANY?

671
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:31,341
[SCOTT] IT IS I. FUTURE SCOTT.

672
00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:32,342
[SCOTT] YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER.

673
00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:33,216
[SCOTT] HURRY. THERE'S NOT MUCH

674
00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:33,426
TIME.

675
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,345
[CHERYL] BUT I'M... I'M FINE.

676
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:36,346
[SCOTT] FOR ARE NOW.

677
00:20:37,263 --> 00:20:37,305
[CHERYL] WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

678
00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:38,765
[SCOTT] YOU SHOULD KNOW.

679
00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:39,807
YOU INVENTED IT.

680
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:40,600
[CHERYL] OH, I INVENTED SILVER

681
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:41,601
TRENCH COATS.

682
00:20:42,226 --> 00:20:42,352
[SCOTT] YOU LIKE BIRDS?

683
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:43,353
[CHERYL] I GUESS.

684
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:44,395
[SCOTT] NOT FOR LONG.

685
00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:46,647
[CHERYL] AH! BIRDS!

686
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:47,899
[SCOTT] YOU LIKE BABIES?

687
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,610
(BABIES CRYING)

688
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,362
MITCH?

689
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:53,363
[CHERYL] (LAUGHING)

690
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:54,030
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

691
00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:54,614
[EVANY] MOM, WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU

692
00:20:55,239 --> 00:20:55,365
BACK IN YOUR REAL BODY.

693
00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:56,157
[MARK] (FEMALE VOICE)

694
00:20:56,449 --> 00:20:57,325
HONESTLY, I'M COMFORTABLE.

695
00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:57,992
[ANDREW] (SCREAMING)

696
00:20:58,951 --> 00:20:59,494
KILLING KENNEDY'S.

697
00:21:00,244 --> 00:21:00,828
[BILL] I WAS SURE I COULD FLY

698
00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:01,496
THAT PLANE.

699
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:02,246
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

700
00:21:02,789 --> 00:21:02,830
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

701
00:21:03,122 --> 00:21:04,374
(SAXOPHONES)

702
00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:05,291
[MARK] AND THIS IS WHERE WE FILM

703
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,292
PARTS OF OUR SHOW.

704
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:07,877
[BABY HITLER] OH. VAT IS DAT,

705
00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:08,378
PAPA?

706
00:21:09,212 --> 00:21:09,670
[MARK] THAT'S A CAMERA.

707
00:21:10,213 --> 00:21:10,630
[MARK] (SCREAMS)

708
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,173
(SAXOPHONE)

709
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:12,757
[MARK] (SCREAMS)

710
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:14,217
[BILL] FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD

711
00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:15,385
FELLOW...

712
00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:16,177
[ANDREW] (SCREAMS)

713
00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,971
PAST TO RIGHT MY NOVEL,

714
00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:19,639
"THE GREAT GATSBY".

715
00:21:20,181 --> 00:21:20,223
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)

716
00:21:20,473 --> 00:21:20,765
[CHERYL] YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE

717
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:21,933
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD?

718
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:23,643
[SCOTT] THE F STANDS FOR FUTURE;

719
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,353
FUTURE SCOTT FITZGERALD.

720
00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:26,144
[SCOTT] DO YOU LIKE THE GREAT

721
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:26,396
GATSBY?

722
00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:27,397
[CHERYL] I LIKE THE GREAT

723
00:21:27,897 --> 00:21:28,064
GATSBY.

724
00:21:28,648 --> 00:21:28,689
[SCOTT] NOT FOR LONG.

725
00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:29,899
[CHERYL] GOD... DAMN IT!

726
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:31,818
[BILL] FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD

727
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:32,819
FELLOW...

728
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:38,991
[ANDREW] (SCREAMS)

729
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:39,867
[ANDREW] YOU!

730
00:21:40,451 --> 00:21:44,622
[ANDREW] (SCREAMING)

731
00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:45,289
[ANDREW] OH! THERE IT IS.

732
00:21:45,790 --> 00:22:42,888
[ANDREW] THERE IT IS.